sus yan. pfft.

“strummin’ tired”

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 12:05:55 -0400

“strummin’ tired”

Photo

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 01:07:33 -0500

obituary.

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 21:22:39 -0400

i take comfort in knowing that some things in life just stay where they are, like mountains and really heavy objects, you can’t budge those..or new year’s day, that doesn’t go anywhere either..it’s too bad that some things aren’t as enduring. bye bye NU 107.5 no-ipod days shall be crappier than ever. =/

belated happy bday bithc.

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 14:29:46 -0400

belated happy bday bithc.

Happy birthday little girl :) My niece adi. Shot using touch...

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 04:54:21 -0400

Happy birthday little girl :)

My niece adi.

Shot using touch 4gen cam w/ hipstamatic app

Organizer

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 04:51:24 -0400

iDevices overloaded with productivity apps.

To do lists Planners Calendars Thought mappers Notepads Reminders

And they’re all BLANK.

ok game.

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 00:15:42 -0400

game.

Huy, ano ba kayo. Seryoso ito ha. Yung mananalo dito, mabibiyayaan ng make-over ng kwarto nila. Dali, kung ako sa inyo sasali na ako dito.

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:26:10 -0400

Huy, ano ba kayo. Seryoso ito ha. Yung mananalo dito, mabibiyayaan ng make-over ng kwarto nila. Dali, kung ako sa inyo sasali na ako dito.:

marianojuancho:

This is the from the word of non-gad himself. I suggest you take his words seriously because I know the guy and he can perform crazy things at times. And this is one of them.

Oh and by the way, kwarto ko yung sala namen. I can imagine the joy of this project if ever I win.

eh hindi ko kayang i-repair ung SALA mo men! =(((

pero send it anyway, il give you tips instead hahahaha! :D

seriously though, send your pics kids, anghirap mag-draw ng LUCKY WINNER kung isang tao palang ung nasa tambiolo :(

Injury Report 01 - Eye-B-Q

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 22:48:16 -0400

masakit masaludsod.

ano kamo ang saludsod?

un ung commonly known as BWISET-NA-MALIIT-NA-KAHOY-NA-BUMAON-SA-DALIRI-NA-MASAKIT-KASI-PARANG-PIN

masakit na nga sa daliri. pano pa sa mata?

oo. mata.

SPLINTERS + EYE = BLOG FODDER!!! :D

ganito ung nangyari…

> nagpuputol ng kahoy si manong gamit ang CIRCULAR SAW (naka-protective-shades sya)

> tumirik ang circular saw. hinubad nya ang shades upang makitang maigi ang problema.

> inilapit nya ang kanyang mukha sa labasan ng SPLINTERS upang makitang maigi ang problema.

> sa kasamaang palad ay napindot nya ang trigger kaya bumuga ng mga SALUDSOD ang circular saw na tila baga SS move ng isang nakalaban ni LEE sa NARUTO. (ung nagpapatalsik ng mga buto)

oh eh ang sakit.

Status : parang pin cushion ngayon ang kanyang kaliwang mata. kasi nakapikit ung isang mata nya, tipikal na gawain pag naninilip ng power tools or kung ano pa mang ibang bagay na masarap SILIPIN :)

Conclusion :when working with power tools, always remember to use protective gear. at laging tatandaan, sa natusok na mata, hindi maituturing na paunang lunas ang mga sumusunod na items :

> VICKS VAPOR RUB

> DOLFENAL MEFENAMIC ACID

> LAMBANOG (PURE)

ang mabisang lunas ay ibayong pagiingat upang hindi na ma……

SPLINTER STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

oi oi oi! entry ko para sa COLORFUL ABSTRACT :D sobrang pasaway...

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:12:59 -0500

oi oi oi! entry ko para sa COLORFUL ABSTRACT :D

sobrang pasaway ko sorry hahahahha ultra late for the win :D

-alex, gamit ung dslr kong nakastambay lang dito, tsaka ung flash na nakastambay lang din

chicken. sony a300 + kit lens + flash bought a chicken figurine...

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:11:55 -0500

chicken.

sony a300 + kit lens + flash

bought a chicken figurine during one of me n my girl’s first few dates =)

kwentonialex.tumblr.com

“Rhythm Weaver” by alex [kwentonialex.tumblr.com] shot at...

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:19:00 -0500

“Rhythm Weaver”

by alex [kwentonialex.tumblr.com]

shot at Heirarchy bar, The Fort, youknow, back when i was like, gimicking alweiz like yeah. (lol)

Sony A300 + Kit Lens + Fisheye Lens + Flash

“Rhythm Weaver” by alex...

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:55:18 -0500

“Rhythm Weaver”

by alex [kwentonialex.tumblr.com]

shot at Heirarchy bar, The Fort

Sony A300 + Kit Lens + Fisheye Lens + Flash

I don't care about everyone.

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:12:23 -0500

marianojuancho:

As if everyone cares.

BAHAHAHA :D i care about your bowel movements. i hope they become more disciplined, like attack dogs :)

“Lemme In?” Sony Alpha 300 / Kit Lens Maui the...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:09:09 -0500

“Lemme In?”

Sony Alpha 300 / Kit Lens

Maui the Malti-pom (Maltese+Pomeranian)

[kwentonialex.tumblr.com]

DIY project: the amazing GAD-get BOX :D

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:41:00 -0500

Are you sick and tired of all the tingly-tangly wiring inside your super tidy room?

well, worry not! i am too! you are not alone! hence, i made this super guide to making your own CHARGING station!

no need to go hunting divisoria for a charging station that’s still mahal!
no need to sort all the wires in your super clutter filled room!
no need to cry about losing your charger!
no need to buy a new charger because of reason above!
no need to get frustrated with all the wires to the point of bonfiring them!

this guide is a sure fire way to get your wires ORGANIZED and SORTED without spending so much! :D hooray!

lets get started! :D

minsan na nga lang ganahan sa tumblr. -___-;

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:45:23 -0500

minsan na nga lang ganahan sa tumblr. -___-;

tumblr hiatus.

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:42:41 -0500

margaritaqueen:

because i MUST graduate.

but hey,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKYE! :)

one word: WUSHU :D

This post is about something unpleasant.

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:22:36 -0500

marianojuancho:

Okay, so where to start now? What kind of good and appealingly smart introduction shall I say to make this story at least interesting at the beginning? Ah, screw it. It’s gonna have a horrific ending anyway.

Well, I don’t care. I just have to say how epic this night is. For starters, I soiled myself. For second starters, it was not a simple soiling, like skidmark soiling kind of shit. It was a flow. Well, more than a flow, it was a mighty gush of unstoppable collaboration of lunch and merienda and dinner.

My sister came with a bag of leftovers from her lunch at TGIFs. I ate a pasta (which I am too lazy to Google about) that contained fresh tomato sauce with chicken meat. And on the other bag were two separate packs of nachos. “Hooray for meh stomats!” is not my favorite.

I just have to say that my asshole is indeed an asshole for not doing his job right. Considering the fact that I was able to hold my shit in for at least 1 hour during travel time, I’d have to say that I am quite disappointed at my performance since I am already outside our house when Mount Crapperious started to erupt. It was an “Oh God” moment. If I had any respect left for myself, then this night would have drained all of it.

I felt like a 5-year old kid. Not because of the warm feeling but because the oozing crap behind my leg. It had been 15 years since I last felt the feeling. The only
difference from last night and 15 years ago was that I had my cousin to tell me the
obvious based on what he saw trickling down my knee. “Utoy, nagtae ka ba?” I gave a calm nod and he led me into the bathroom.

Last night was disappointing. I didn’t even had time to react. It just happened. Like serendipity or a rainbow, or falling in love. Yeah, I just compared love to an unstoppable flow of shit. Very cliche.

I could’ve just dumped it on the sidewalk and have my mom sweep it with dirt or something, or have the cats bury it with their paws for me.

I mean, I could’ve just stuck a finger in my hole just to stop it. No, screw “a finger”, my fist, or anything bigger than the hole to stop it from happening.

It was warm though. It flowed from the back of my thigh down my leg like a warm mud from some spa. Only that it contained tomatoes from yesterday’s merienda. And it slowly went into the white tiles of the bathroom floor. Which made me realize that I don’t have good digestive skills when it comes to tomatoes. They went in and out, as is. Just like mais.

You eat mais, you take it out as is. Tigidigtigtiss.

So mom opened the door, I sheepishly walked into the house with a handful of shit inside my shorts. I didn’t know if she knew that I majorly shitted myself out. I had to remove my boxers and my major cargo shorts which was also stained. The amount of shit was so plenty that it oozed out of my boxer, into the floor, and into the cargo shorts. By the time that I sat down the toilet, all was left from my shitbox is a spoonful of shit. I had more crap on my butt cheeks, legs, thighs, and on my boxers than on our bowl.

Fecal matter suddenly dropped on the floor. For a few minutes I stared at the floor, staring at the patches of shit (my shit of course) thinking “what now fucker?”

So I had to fix myself, soap my thigh and legs with all those peanut-buttery goodness sticking into places they should’ve been. There are shit all over the floor. I had to quickly and nakedly run for a tissue paper which my shit almost consumed all of it. Better than picking it up with your bare hands. And flushing it towards the drainage is not really possible since the chunks are too big and the filters might not be able to let it flush through.

And so yeah, fuck that shit man. I was washing myself and the whole bathroom is reeking of my stuff. Good thing mom was gifted this Victoria Secret cologne that I think should just really be made for toilets and not the body.

My cargo short which should’ve lasted for a month without any laundry time and has just been removed from the cabinet has now been smothered with my dirt. So I washed it, together with my boxer short which took all the damage. I felt like a dad washing his kid’s lampin. But if I’m my own dad and that I had to wash my boxer to remove the shit, I’d tap my back and say to me, “Son, good son. Enjoy the rest of the day off! You know how to wash your own lampin!”

And yeah, I ended up running outside the bathroom naked and searching for a tissue paper and an alcohol.

And there, I just wanted to share the experience. It was dumb, disgusting, and full of bull shit. Sorry guys, I just had to.

dilemma for the day.

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 04:39:43 -0500

margaritaqueen:

i am looking at my car. it needs to be parked in the garage because parking it outside will get it dirty. so i’m holding the key and,

that’s it, i’m just holding the keys because i don’t know how to drive.

my friends don’t know how to drive. those who do know how to drive are busy somewhere else. the only solution i can see is to find a boyfriend asap who can drive but to no avail, i cannot find anyone.

what a pathetic day this is.

bahahaha :D alex (ung sinama ni tannix nung sa cubao expo)